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Short best whatsapp status 2020 - joker english

Short best whatsapp status 2020 - joker english

Short best whatsapp status 2021 - joker english
Short best whatsapp status - joker english


Short best whatsapp status 2020

1-You just have to learn to forget about the people, who forgot about you.
2-Always listen to your heart. Its on your left side but it will always be RIGHT.
3-IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
4-Dont count your days. Make your days count.
5-Love is like a butterfly, hold it too tight, it’ll crush, hold it too loose, it’ll fly
6-Relationships last long because two brave people made a choice, To keep it, to fight for it and to work for it.
7-Some people accidentally walk on our feet and say sorry while some people walk on our heart and don’t even realize.
8-There are many things in life that will catch your eye, but only a few will catch your heart … pursue those.
9-If you hate someone, you tell it to everyone without any fear. But If you LOVE someone, you fear even to tell the loved one.
10-What God knows about me is more important than what others think about me.
11-Don’t think you are the best when you are at the top. Don’t think you are the worst when you are at the bottom.
12-Men forget but never forgive. Women forgive but never forget.
13-There's nothing more precious in this world than the feeling of being wanted.
14-3 Main rules in Relationships: Don`t lie, Don`t cheat, and Don`t make promises you can`t keep.
15-As soon go kindle fire with snow As seek to quench the fire of love with words.
16-To realise the value of ONE HOUR, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet.
17-Last time I looked at my keybord, I noticed that U and I are allways together.
18-The only unreachable dream is the one that you don`t reach for.
19-Think like a man of action and always act like a man of thought.
20-It is better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for what you are not.
21-Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you.
22-I'm Pretty sure my prayers go directly to God's spam folder !
23-It's funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
24-I don't have a dirty mind, i have a s3xy imaginations.
25-Find someone who knows that youre not perfect, but treats you as if you are.
26-The awesome moment when your mom thinks that you have no money for school and gives you more.
27-Sometimes i feel like giving up, then i remember i ve lot of motherf**kers to prove wrong.
28-Never trust a person with one only facebook picture.
29-A smiling face doesn't mean a smiling heart!
30-I may not be your 1st love, 1st kiss, 1st sight, or 1st date but I just want to be your last.
31-There isn't a person anywhere who isn't capable of doing more than he thinks he can.
32-Wishes are always granted but you just have to wait for the perfect time.
33-Write your sad times in the sand so the pain will wash away and write your happy times in stone, so the memories will never fade.
34-It`s nice to be important but it`s important to be nice..
35-Tell me who your friends are and I will tell you who you are.
36-Everyday is a new chance to be a better person, to do good and correct past mistakes.
37-The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.
38-If you want your children to turn out well, Spend twice as much TIME with them ,and half as much money.
39-The greatest test of faith is when you don’t get what you want, but still you are able to say THANK YOU LORD.
40-Today is a new day, make the most of it, tell someone you love them, smile at someone, give a hug, hold a hand, or just listen or a minute, and be a friend.
41-Friendship is one mind in two bodies. Unknown Friends are the siblings God never gave us.
42-Always remember that you are unique, just like everyone else.
43-Whether it’s a friendship or relationship, all bonds are built on trust. Without it, you have nothing.
44-All those who are still in school, this is for you – You are having the best time of your life, live it.
45-Every generation laughs at the old fashions, but follows religiously the new.
46-Two minutes of silence for all those who study so much more than you but get the same marks as you.
47-Most people spend half of their life looking for a relationship and the second half wondering if that is the right one.
48-It’s not a matter of finding the right person but its a matter of being the right person for the one you choose to love.
49-Sometimes its the smallest decisions that can change your life forever.
50-Good times become good memories and bad times become good lessons.
51-Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
52-A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you.
53-8 planets, 204 countries, 809 islands, 7 seas, 6,000,000,000+ people, and I am still SINGLE.
54-You have to stand up for what you believe in, even if it means standing alone.
55-Lets just pretend ITS FRIDAY :)
56-Dear GOD, Thank you for being there when no body else was.
57-I can talk to hundreds of people in one day, but none of them compare to the smile you can give me in one minute.
58-Relations are not exams so why cheat ? :(
59-You’re the best thing that I have, I mean I had.
60-Lets flip a coin, Head we will stay together and tails we will never leave each other.
61-A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age
62-I may never be good enough for someone.. But I Will be the Best for them who Deserve Me…!!
63-You may not end up where you thought you would be, but you always end up where you are meant to be.
64-The stone that the builder refused, will always be the head cornerstone.
65-Pain never really goes away; you just elevate and get used to it by growing stronger.
66-I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
67-We must forget our past where we failed, but lessons gained should be remembered for ever.
68-She hates me….but…. she can’t hate me up to that limit beyond which I love her.
69-If what you see by the eye doesn’t please you, then close your eyes, and see from the heart.
70-Sometimes it feels like music is my only friend.
71-The most romantic story is not Romeo and Juliet who died together, but grandpa and grandma who grew old together.
72-A woman’s mind is cleaner than a man’s – That’s because she changes it more often.
73-You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.
74-I Don't Care About Popularity. I Live In Reality. Based On Originality. Forget Looks. I Respect Personality.
75-If being hot is a crime ………. ARREST ME.
76-Give me my heart back!
77-I love photos because the best thing about them is that they never change even when the people in them change and they remind you of the amazing feelings.
78-Laugh and the world laughs with you. Weep and you weep alone.
79-A Mistake increases your experience and experience decreases your mistakes. You learn from your mistakes then others learn from your success.
80-Sorry about those messages that I sent you last night, my WhatsApp was drunk.
81-Come in my Heart and pay no rent.
82-Don’t fall for his words, fall for his actions.
83-In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.
84-Three things of life that are most valuable. Love, self confidence and friends.
85-Admit it, you are not the same person you were a year ago.
86-Best Relationship: Talk like best friends, play like children, argue like husband and wife, protect each other like brother and sister.
87-Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.
88-Its not illegal unless you get caught.
89-The greatest gift you can give to a special someone is your TIME. Its like you’re giving the portion of your life that you can never bring back.
90-No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
91-If you have to think before spending money on anything, you're not rich enough
92-Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
93-Lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other.
94-Sometimes you keep your feelings to yourself because it’s hard for someone else to understand them.
95-I'm not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
96-I may not be the right one...But I always try to be the Perfect one.
97-Know yourself, and know your opponent. They are never as strong as you think, and never as weak either.
98-Don’t let yourself be controlled by these 3 things. Your past, people and money.
99-I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.
100-The harder you fall, the higher you bounce.
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