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‏Crazy Whatsapp Status 2021, ‏Crazy Status in english for facebook 2020 - joker english

‏Crazy Whatsapp Status 2021, ‏Crazy Status in english 2020 - joker english


‏Crazy Whatsapp Status 2021, ‏Crazy Status in english for facebook 2021 - joker english
‏Crazy Whatsapp Status, ‏Crazy Status in english for facebook - joker english


‏Crazy Whatsapp Status 2021

1-When I joke they take it seriously. When I am serious they take it as a joke.
2-If you want to read about love and marriage, you have to buy two separate books.
3-Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.
4-I have a problem. My proble is love and ……… My solution is you.
5-The strawberry shampoo doesn’t taste as good as it smells.
6-If you can't convince them, Confuse them.
7-Does anyone else get scared when a text reads “Can I ask you a question?”
8-That awkward moment when you wait for a text but you realize you are the one that didn’t reply.
9-Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World
10-The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight :)
11-Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
12-Excuse me .... Please empty your pockets .... I think you stole my heart.
13-When I am home alone, every noise I hear is a serial killer.
14-People who exercise live longer, but what's the point when those extra years are spent at gym.
15-Save water drink beer.
16-How do people write an auto biography? I can barley remember what I had for lunch yesterday :)
17-One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
18-There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
19-Definition of human being: a creature that cuts trees, makes paper and write "SAVE TREES" on the same paper.
20-Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
21-Restaurant Advertisement: We serve food as HOT as your neighbour's wife; And beer as COLD as your own. :)
22-People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p
23-Nothing is over until you stop trying.
24-It's been 70+ years, Tom. You're never going to eat Jerry :)
25-I love my six pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat :)
26-If you can't find the key to success, pick the lock.
27-I'm on a whiskey diet.. I've lost three days already. – Tommy Cooper
28-God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so s3xy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well... we all make mistakes.
29-BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care.
30-Dear MATH, stop asking to find your X, she's not coming back.
31-Why does it always rain the hardest on those who deserve the sun?
32-If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I'll tell you more.
33-Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do, so throw off the bowlines, sail away from safe harbor, catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore, Dream, Discover.
34-Being in a relationship is a full-time job; don’t apply if you’re not ready to commit.
35-The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity.


Crazy Status in english for facebook 2020


  • Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..
  • When I get a text from you, I immediately stop whatever I’m doing to read it.
  • I am so cool, my selfie is called a kulfi!
  • If you were to die tomorrow would you be happy with today?
  • Dear LOL and Hamm, Thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say. :D
  • Please GOD if you can't make me slim, make my friends fat.
  • My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
  • Last seen 1980! :D
  • Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age but will kill you if you forget their birthday.
  • People say nothing’s impossible, but I do nothing everyday.
  • Love never dies…only the lover changes. :P
  • Silence is the best answer of all questions and Smile is the best reaction in all situations. Unfortunately both never help in VIVA and INTERVIEW.
  • Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call... Turns volume to loud- Nobody calls all day!!
  • If Harry Potter is so magical then why can’t he fix his eye sight?
  • My father always told me, 'Find a job you love and you'll never have to work a day in your life.
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