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top 132 cool status and quotes in english for facebook & whatsapp 2021 - joker english
top 132 cool status and quotes in english for facebook & whatsapp - joker english

Cool status in english for instagram and Facebook & twitter and tumblr 2021


  • You hate drama? Cool. Stop starting it.
  • I have no time to hate people, who hate me.. because, I'm always busy in loving people, who love me.
  • A jealous woman does better research than FBI.
  • I wish I had 'Google' in my mind and 'Antivirus' in my heart.
  • Wow you're cool. LIKE if you just read that in a sarcastic voice.
  • You are; crazy, silly, funny, goofy, amazing, cool, and awesome. That's what I like about you.
  • Brains are awesome, I wish everyone had one.
  • I don't care what people think or say about me!
  • I Wish My Parents Were Like Google.. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.
  • A smile suits every kind of clothes
  • How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  • Life is journey. I am traveler.
  • They say: Don't drink and drive. Well, yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a bad@ss.
  • Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.
  • Every people is a intelligent, When he work Hard!
  • People with status don't need status.
  • A tear is made of 1% of water and 99% of feelings.
  • When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours!
  • DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE, and ACT SINGLE.
  • People say me bad.. but trust me I am the worst!
  • life is simple if we are simple.
  • You're already a successful personal. The things we take for granted someone else is praying for.
  • Silence is the best response to a fool.
  • WIFE and INSULT Are Somewhat Similar, They Always Look Good, IF IT IS NOT YOURS!
  • The best things in life are free, the second best are very expensive.
  • Dont like me? Cool, I dont wake up every day to impress YOU.
  • Silent people have the loudest minds.
  • A smile suits every kind of clothes.
  • 7The road to success is always under construction.
  • Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.
  • It's cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
  • Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile.. Smile please!
  • They say "don't drink and drive". Well.. yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. I'm a bad@ss.
  • Yelling "You're cool!" when you see somebody doing something stupid.
  • The perfect seat in class would be one where you are surrounded by your best friend, your crush, a smart person, and a really cool funny kid.
  • Unless your name is GOOGLE, stop acting like you f*cking know everything.
  • Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
  • 'Dream' as if you'll live forever.. Live as if tomorrow is last one.
  • Self-control is the ability to stay cool when someone is making you HOT.
  • I am learn from My Mistake!Without Mistake We Can't Learn Best.
  • You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.
  • Live ?, Laugh ?, Love ?
  • Totally available!! Please disturb me!
  • Work until you don't have to, introduce yourself.
  • I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk.
  • I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
  • If my boss saw how many cool things I post on Facebook in a day, he'd stop saying I'm unproductive.
  • Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest.
  • Galileo-Great mind! Einstein-genius mind! Newton-Extraordinary mind! Bill gates-brilliant mind.. ME-Never Mind!
  • I do not get drunk- I get awesome.

Cool quotes for Whatsapp and Facebook in english 2020

1-Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will.
2-Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off.
3-DRINK TRIPLE, SEE DOUBLE AND ACT SINGLE.
4-A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
5-When I was born. Devil said, Oh Shit! Competition!
6-Sitting at home: Oh cool it's raining. Sitting at school: HOLY CRAP! LOOK, IT'S RAINING!
7-I'm pretty sure the whole 'ladies first' thing was created by a guy just to check out @ss.
8-The only way to do great work is to love what you do.
9-Born to express not to impress.
10-Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you.
11-Dreams is not what you see in sleep, Is the thing which doesn't let you sleep.
12-Life without mistakes is like, education without books.
13-I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF!
14-I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
15-Life is too short Don't waste it updating status!
16-In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is, And Dad Knows What Boys Are.
17-My bank lets me send a text message and it'll text back with my balance.. It's a cool feature but I didn't think the 'LOL' was necessary.
18-Never give people permission to disrespect you.
19-Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
20-If people are trying to bring you 'Down', It only means that you are 'Above them'.
21-I don't need to explain myself because, I know I'm right.
22-Every problem comes with some solution.. If it doesn't have any solution, it's a Girl!
23-If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
24-Do not argue with an idiot, he will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
25-Life is too short. Don't waste it reading my status.
26-Keep calm and enjoy life.
27-My room + INTERNET connection + music + food - homework = perfect day.
28-Oh you're dating my ex? Cool. I'm eating a sandwhich.. You want those leftovers too?
29-I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs.
30-Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night.
31-On Facebook searching up people with the last name hontas. I think it would be cool to poke a hontas :)
32-I will win, not immediately but definitely.

Short Cool Whatsapp and facebook Status in English 2021 / 2020

1-Your looks don't make you Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful.
2-Please don't get confused between my my attitude and personality!
3-I’M Not A Second Option. You Either Choose Me Or Lose Me.
4-Teachers Only Teach The Rules.. But Winners, Winners Make The Rules.
5-ME + my room + music + INTERNET connection + no study = a perfect day
6-Shes My Best Friend. Break Her Heart. I’Ll Break Your Face.
7-Nowadays, "Cool" means: "I really don't care".
8-Never too busy to be happy :-)
9-Don't judge me I was born to be awesome not perfect.
10-Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software.. It's called #Sunday, please fix it!
11-FBI, Open the door!.. Uh.. no .. it's cool when you break in.
12-I am not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I am right.
13-Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, you must keep moving.
14-Going to Macdonald for a salad is like going to prostitute for a hug.
15-Why is 'Monday' so far from 'Friday' and 'Friday' so near to 'Monday'??
16-People are like 'MuSic' some say the 'TrUth' and rest, Just noise.
17-Always trying to cool my self.
18-Your profile picture is a car.. that's cool I didn't know you were a transformer
19-Yes I am smiling and you're not the reason anymore.
20-Try to solve your problem yourself.. Don't Depend on other!
21-There comes a point in life, when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
22-Never too busy to be happy. :-)
23-Oh so now I'm invisible to you? That's cool. I've always wanted a superpower.
24-Maybe being nice is more important than being cool.
25-Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone.
26-I'm jealous of my parents, i'll never have a kid as cool as theirs :)
27-Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine.
28-It's not an attitude, it's the way I am.
29-Those who know love has also the risk of knowing pain.
30-Had a really great 'Night Out' last night, according to my police report.
31-I don't have an attitude problem, I just have a personality that you can't handle.
32-Sometimes It's better to be alone.. No one can hurt you.
33-Some people need a HIGH-FIVE, in the face with a chair.
34-Friend: I'm so over him! Me: Cool, let's go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA.
35-There are three sides to an argument.. my side, your side and the right side.
36-Do never compare dogs to men. Dogs are cool and faithful.. Remember that.
37-The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children
38-Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
39-There are two type of people winner and Losser,Winner always Working Hard,Losser Always try to shortcut for win.
40-Like if: When you talk to your crush you use that 'cool' mood. 'Like' you dont really care.
41-I'm cool but Summer made me hot!
42-You're sorry ? that's cool. go write a book about it and let someone who actually cares read it.
43-The only reason I am fat because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality.
44-Don't you just love it when you flip your pillow over and its cool on the other side :-)
45-Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
46-The thing that impresses me the most about America is the way parents obey their children.
47-Or, you know.. DON'T text back.. that's cool too.
48-Time is precious waste it wisely.
49-Dreams are just the brain's Screen-savers.
50-I'm the dude with cool attitude


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