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84 clever Status and quotes For Whatsapp 2021 - joker english

84 clever Status and quotes For Whatsapp 2021 - joker english

84 clever Status and quotes For Whatsapp 2021 - joker english
84 clever Status and quotes For Whatsapp - joker english


clever status For Whatsapp in english 2021

1-I wish my phone never ran out of battery, my fridge never ran out of food and my wallet never ran out of money.
2-If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you dont, you’ll find an excuse.
3-For all of you who gossip about me: Thanks for making me the center of your world.
4-When it's time to go, don't doubt or hesitate, hello to Great and Good Bye to good!!!
5-People might say your not normal but if you ask me normal isn’t that much fun. being yourself and being abnormal is Awesome, don’t change who you really are..
6-If somebody really cares about you they will never put you on the back burner.
7-Crazy people love crazy people cuz normal people don’t understand..
8-Genius by birth evil by nature human by chance..
9-I’m not actually this tall. I am sitting on my wallet.
10-Sometimes people try way so hard to sound clever on Facebook.
11-My life is open book but i don’t allow everyone to read it.
12-Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me … I’ll
13-You don’t have to watch what you say if you watch what you think.
14-My mind tells me to give up, my heart won’t let me.
15-Not all man are fools, some stay bachelors.
16-People need to lose the attitudes today b’coz I am NOT in the mood.
17-No I didn't trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
18-It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
19-There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!
20-Never be fooled by what you see on the outside, b’coz on the inside it’s often a different story.
21-LOVE is when I can’t pay attention in class because Im too busy writing her first name with my last name.
22-My heart is in the right place, I know, because I hid it there.
23-I am not scared of dying, I just don’t want to!
24-I have to admit, God was just showing off when he created me.
25-All man are not fools, some stay bachelors.!
26-I stepped on a cornflake today! So I am a cereal killer now…
27-Dream is not complete by sleeping!
28-Its Cute When your Crush's Crush is You.
29-I wish I could google the things I have misplaced.
30-Hanry says my mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely..
31-Thanks to all those who ask the awkward questions on yahoo answers so that we don’t have to.
32-Can you see yourself the way others see you?
33-You remind me of my Chinese friend...Ug Lee
34-I used to have an imaginary friend. Then he had an imaginary accident.
35-Sometimes its better to keep silent than to tell others what you feel.
36-You know sweety, my lips won’t just kiss themselves. Please help.
37-I might as well call you Google, Bcoz you have everything that I am looking for...
38-Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember.
39-You see a person’s true colors when you are no longer beneficial to their life.
40-I am not failed, Because my success is lost.!
41-Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you …….. Priceless :)
42-GIRL: Describe me in 1 word. —- BOY: Mine ;)
43-You can’t make the same mistake twice. The second time you make it, it’s no longer a mistake, it’s a choice.
44-No one is perfect understanding is important!
45-I’m jealous of my parents. I will never have a son so cute as they have.
46-I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally….
47-What you see on the outside is usually the opposite of what’s on the inside.
48-I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
49-Shany has lost her mind, if found, please handle with care it may blow at any time. I apologize for the inconvenience,but could you return it anyway.
50-would like to remind you that amateurs built the ark professionals built the Titanic
51-I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.
52-Love doesn't show up on an X-ray... but it's there.
53-Wonders, do you do anything on your own or does everyone else think and make your decisions for you?
54-History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.
55-ME without you is like: Facebook without friends, Youtube without videos and Google with no results.
56-If all men are the same, why do women take so long to choose one?
57-Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
58-My Girl = My Life …. Touch Her = Your Last Day On Earth.
59-STUDY? The act of texting, eating and watching TV with an open textbook nearby.
60-Kids born in 2000 never have to worry about forgetting how old they are.
61-Leave present time good, No one know about the tomorrow!
62-Sometimes even I’M afraid of the things my mind comes up with.
63-When your enemies are making mistakes, don’t interrupt them.
64-I want a real relationship, not a facebook one..
65-Rules are made to the break!
66-Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
67-There is nothing greater in the world, than being loving parents...
68-Some people are perfect in being *FAKE* then being *REAL*.
69-Don’t worry about tomorrow you did that yesterday.
70-You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.


clever quotes For Whatsapp in english 2021

-Why does Facebook want to know what I am thinking? Do they not realize that is classified and somewhat scary information??
-If people are trying to bring you down it only means that you are above them.
-When your ex says you’ll never find anyone like me reply that’s the point.
-IMMATURE: A word boring people use to describe fun people.
-I am 'SINGLE' Because I have not found someone, who deserves ME...!
-You are not born a winner; you are not born a loser. You are born a chooser.
-God made every person different, He got tired! when time he got to china...
-I don’t like to think myself as ‘Special’ I like to think myself as limited edition.
-You want to come in my life, the door is open. You want to get out of my life, the door is open. Just one request. Don’t stand at the door, you are blocking the traffic.
-The true beauty of a woman is her ability to make a man better in every way.
-I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
-LIFE – LOVE = ZERO
-It’s funny how many lies can be packed in one LOVE LETTER.
-What if life come with a ?? REW ? PLAY ¦¦PAUSE ¦¦STOP
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