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50 Crazy Status Lines For Whatsapp and facebook - joker english

50 Crazy Status Lines For Whatsapp and facebook - joker english

50 Crazy Status Lines For Whatsapp and facebook 2021 - joker english
50 Crazy Status Lines For Whatsapp and facebook - joker english




    Crazy Status Lines For facebook 2021

    1-Dear Google, Please stop behaving like a GIRL. Will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before you start guessing and suggesting.
    2-Man cannot live by bread alone; he must have peanut butter.
    3-I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.
    4-A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
    5-A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.
    6-All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
    7-Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?
    8-I'm Jealous Of My Parents... I'll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!
    9-I don’t go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me.
    10-Today's Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
    11-For all the girls that say ..... All guys are the same ...... Who told you to try them ALL.
    12-If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.
    13-Parachute for sale, used once, never opened!!
    14-Be thankful for all you have, because you never know what will happen next.
    15-My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.
    16-I hate people who steal my ideas, before I think of them :)
    17-A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?" Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"
    18-Most emotional moment in a boys life, When a girl says, Can you give me your number :D
    19-Life is Short – Chat Fast!
    20-Behind every successful man... There is a confused woman.
    21-I'm not short, I am just concentrated awesome!
    22-You can stay in my heart without paying single penny.
    23-Person you love is 72.8% water.
    24-I live in a world of fantasy, so keep your reality away from me!
    25-If my love for you is a crime, I want to be the most wanted criminal.
    26-Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won't make a bad person.
    27-Boys will be boys as long as there are no girls in the picture.
    28-I love my job only when I'm on vacation
    29-I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood. – Larry David
    30-If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.
    31-The question I have not been able to answer is "What... does a woman want?"
    32-Love is not having someone give you the world. Love is creating a whole new world together. Happy Valentines Day
    33-How can i miss something i never had?
    34-God is really creative, I mean.. just look at me! :)
    35-People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
    36-I don't usually sleep enough, but when I do, it's still not enough ;)
    37-Don't worry. God is always on time.
    38-Boys think of girls like books, if the cover doesn't catch their eyes, they won't even bother to read what's inside.


    Crazy Status Lines For Whatsapp 2020


    • I smile and act like nothing is wrong, its called putting shit aside and being strong.
    • Do you ever look at your friends and think “why the hell aren’t we comedians?”
    • Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows.
    • Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.
    • My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz
    • When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be "I left one million dollars in the.
    • If you don't care stop talking about it.
    • God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me :P
    • Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL
    • Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.
    • If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, nobody else wanted them either :)
    • Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
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